We know what you doing. Good evening,
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We think there is nothing bad in pleasing yourself from on and off._x000D_
Some things are just best kept private, and if your relatives and friends are confronted by it, this will be something to worry about._x000D_
Something any person would be badly embarrassed by._x000D_
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This will significantly affect your personal life and wellbeing._x000D_
For some time, we have been monitoring your PC activity by means of a trojan virus that you had caught and that had infected your PC._x000D_
You had been infected after clicking on an poster on one of our virus-infected pornographic websites._x000D_
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A trojan virus gives us access to your PC and any device that is connected to it, whether via wifi or bluetooth._x000D_
We have been monitoring your screen and everything you have been doing - through a live feed - and you had no idea of us doing this. Yada yada yada, same old illiterate nonsense.